Yesterday I was listening to Feist- Mushaboom and started thinking about the line “How many acres, how much light, tucked in the woods and out of sight”, and it made me think about the idea of living in complete solitude (my brain enjoys tangents). When it comes to living in a secluded place my mind works on the very basic premise that if you live in the woods, you will absolutely be murdered by roaming psychopaths (they all definitely live in wooded areas.. in caves.. with raggedy sinister-looking dolls), ‘If you go down to the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise’… there are no bears having a picnic, murderers having their annual victim-picnic maybe, but no actual bears having a picnic 
.. So then my head wasted some time and did this:
If you live in a city..
You might get mugged,
You might get stabbed,
You might get run over
By a wayward cab,
You might get flashed
You might get slapped
you may even get shot
(For constantly rhyming)
.. but probably not.
Wikihow has some tips for living in solitude and it even comes with this lifestyle affirming ad…..
